Calling All Creamies!

STOP!! Some of you maybe be like my friend hipster skipper and have your head in the gutter. Not that kind of creamie-geez pull it together.

A creamie is the not so politically correct word that I use for mixed races. Yes, all mixed races because they usually have a creamy (beautiful) color for their skin tone. Those of you close to me know that this is by no means a derogatory term for multiracial people, but instead a term of endearment.

Due to my coke bottle figure, outlandish personality and all the comments/attention I have received over the years I think it is safe to say that I attract men of a different race. Though, they may be attracted to me I haven’t seemed to be attracted to them. But a creamie, I could work with-even more actually desire.

Asian+white=creamie (of the vanilla flavoring)                

Black+white=creamie (of the mocha flavoring)

Latino+white=creamie (of the lighter mocha flavoring)

I have dated boys in 2 of the above mixtures, but I am still looking for the perfect creamie on the reg. Mostly so my kids will have a little extra flavor.

***See picture above if you don’t believe in all things amazing that are creamie.

stomach bug vs. love bug

Over the past 5 years, I have had many self-inflicted illness‘ mostly pertaining to being over served on the previous evening. However, yesterday that was not the case. I picked up a stomach bug(most likely from the munchkins at school-thanks kids) and it was the worst.

Want to know what made it worse?

A boy.

Clearly the stomach bug and the love bug are not friends. Yes, I was supposed to go on a date last night and yes, I have blown this guy off before. But I was not excited to receive this snappy text:

Call me Ms. Predictable, because thanks to your attitude you should not be surprised by the fact that I don't ever want to go out with you now. Dear future husband, if I am puking, don’t give me ‘tude. Give me flowers and Gatorade just as those who love me did yesterday: